Cute and cuddly Spawn of Satan.
Now why didn't MS use these?
Published on January 8, 2008 By Bebi Bulma In Personal Computing
*I am not anti-MS in anyway, but this is just plain funny*

The District Attorney's office sends out a "Letter of the Law" newspaper every month via email, and in January's edition I found an article quite amusing.

We've all had to deal with cryptic Windows error messages, but some anonymous individuals decided to transform some of these common messages into Haiku form.

Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

Windows XP crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence.
"Your file" not found.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

Having been erased,
The document you’re seeking
Must now be retyped.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
Enter this system.


The BSOD one is probably my fav, and the last one is just for Aaron.
Comments
on Jan 08, 2008
Those make Windows seem so ... peaceful   
on Jan 08, 2008
Nice find Steph.
on Jan 08, 2008
Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
Enter this system.

The BSOD one is probably my fav, and the last one is just for Aaron.

One of these days … one of these days … POW, right in the kisser! 


on Jan 08, 2008
One of these days … one of these days … POW, right in the kisser!


You wouldn't mess up that kisser would you?
on Jan 08, 2008
Better not....!



But yeah... nice find Beb... they funneh...
on Jan 08, 2008
  
on Jan 08, 2008

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.



on Jan 09, 2008
Another one.....


You have performed a Fatal Error
Your PC has Phoned Home
And the Reaper Draws Nigh
on Jan 09, 2008
Has to be 5,7,5 syllables starkers.
on Jan 10, 2008
Has to be 5,7,5 syllables starkers.


starkers is not familiar with haiku thinking.... just something similar I saw in a PC shop one day.
on Jan 10, 2008
          
on Jan 10, 2008
on Jan 10, 2008
on Jan 11, 2008
I learned this one from Jafo:

Keyboard not found.
Press F1 to continue.
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